Getting old

You will get old when:

- Kids music and kids clothes look like a freakin car accident
- You get wasted on a friday night and the next day hangover needs to be exterminated with pills no matter what
- You don't change your mind during an argument even when you realize that you are actually damn wrong
- You make love no more than once a week (this includes making love with yourself)
- Your haircut is somewhere lost in the past decade
- A little child calls you grandpa or grandma
- All your friends are married or pregnant
- The restaurant you usually go with your wife/girlfriend is still open for business after twenty years
- You go on vacation to the same place every year
- You stay in panic when you see your kids climbing trees
- Do it yourself universe starts looking very interesting
- Super Prize TV contests make the wonders of your mornings and afternoons
- You cry when your favorite wannabe singer wins that cheesy TV singing contest
- You don't go to a foreign country on vacation because of the swine flu
- You don't have the balls to say your boss how stupid he is
- Your stomach goes Hollywood if you eat too much chocolat
- Doctor says you need exercise, vegetables and less salt
- Some medical exams you need to go trough discover new and hidding parts of your inner body
- You don't travel on the subway because the map is too confusing

Age is just a number?